I love seeing how people get to my site. And sometimes they inadvertently find my site by asking a question I never answer here. That makes me sad :( So in the interest of getting people’s questions answered I will respond to questions I see people Googling to get here.
Q: How to get the poop smell off a sex toy?
First of all, stop smearing poop on your sex toys. Nobody likes a poopy sex toy.
Secondly, if you’re putting sex toys in your butt and after washing them thoroughly they still smell like poop, you’re using bad quality sex toys. You should really only put sex toys in your butt if they are made of a non-porous material like silicone, glass, steel, and treated wood. Porous materials allow for little spaces for bacteria to grow and your butt is just full of bacteria. You can see why this might be a bad combination. If you just HAVE to use a low quality butt toy, put a condom on it.
It isn’t always true that non-porous materials don’t retain smells. I’ve had a few toys that did — silicone and even wood. Usually I spray them with a 10% bleach solution, and that works better than anything else.
Epiphora you’re totally right. I was more poking fun than anything else. What can I say? The word poop makes me giggle and magically manages to make me immature. I let myself have more fun with the Google questions since no one actually asked me directly. But I should have added the thorough cleaning instructions.
LOL, that’s okay. The Google questions are hilarious.
technically, anything made out of latex, plastic, rubber or any other lipid based polymer is subject to molecular bonding of phospholipids and oils in feces. just like tomato or mustard stains, those can be tricky to clean.
its not the porousness of the material, but the actual make-up that makes the difference in some cases.
Hilarious! I tried to comment on the google searches in my blog, but your spam protector thought it was spammy. Funniest though: do vibrators and dildos being demonic? :)