Snotty Blowjob

After my talks in Arizona, audience members got a chance to speak with me one on one. They asked questions that they weren’t comfortable asking in front of a group, didn’t have time for, or just didn’t pertain to the subject matter. I love talking one on one with people, but the problem is that it doesn’t allow much time for me to think about my answers. And sometimes the answer just doesn’t come to you at that point in time. Sometimes you just need to let it stew and then randomly it will pop in your head a few days or weeks later. That is exactly what happened in this case and I’m hoping that couple started reading my blog so they can get the answer they’d hoped for.

The basic issue is that the female partner had a problem with her nose running while giving the male blowjobs. It happened every time she’d give him head. She would have to stop to blow her nose several times during each act. He did not mind, but it understandably drove her crazy.

At the time I suggested that she make sure she’s breathing through her nose from the very beginning instead of through her mouth. I also suggested blowing her nose before they started playing as well as taking a decongestant at least an hour ahead of time. All good suggestions.

But what I failed to ask was what position she was giving a blowjob in. Because if her head is facing downwards that will only help the flow of mucus. If they haven’t yet tried this, I would recommend having her sit on the couch or edge of a bed while he stands in front of her. This way her head will be level instead of pointing downward and may help to cease the snot flow.

So simple! And yet, that’s exactly why I didn’t think of it.

7 comments to Snotty Blowjob

  • Also, are they using lube/condoms with some kind of lubricant on them? I’ve had reactions to lube before that have caused my nose to run. Couldn’t find a legit explanation for it, yet it became clear that that was the problem. Just another thought1

  • jojo

    Just be glad your female partner gives you blowjobs…

  • jojo he did not mind that she had to blow her nose all the time. He did state that he was just happy getting blowjobs. She was the one who wanted it to stop and one can see why. It’s very difficult to give a bj if you can’t breathe through your nose and you have snot running all over the place.

  • An ex-GF had horrible allergies and so even kissing for an extended period of time was difficult for her. She found, and swears by, NeilMed Sinus Rinse. I now use it before races (I run) and when I need to sound good in choir. It’s a simple way to clean out the sinuses and really helps with the runny nose problem. It’s not a very sexy solution, but it’s effective, and my GF could kiss (and more) for a long time after using it.

  • Advizor that’s a good point. A neti pot would also probably work pretty well to help clean the sinuses out on a daily basis.

  • analise

    maybe i’m gross, but my nose runs too when i give head and i just ignore it! mine always get so sloppy anyway that i doubt you can tell the difference between nose juice, spit and precum so i just keep truckin!

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