Here is a new review from my male reviewer, Blued. Stay tuned for my notes at the end:
This title defining quote from a very famous 90′s comedy is the first thought I had when I slipped myself inside the Tenga Double-Hole Cup. The second thought was “This is the hole people refer to when they talk about a guy who would fuck anything with a hole in it.” This merits a word of caution: open this in a bathroom over your sink. A lube like substance fills this thing. I made the mistake of opening it while on my bed and was promptly introduced to a deluge of the slick stuff covering my lap and my bedding. Laundry day came early. I gave it an inspection (penis beware, sometimes toys get packaged with hard plastic parts or other hidden treasures), cleaned it out a bit and, dinner and a movie later, was ready for action.
I was very excited to use the Tenga. It’s a very smart, stylish package, being a light weight tube about the size of a fat beer can with a red and silver label that screams “modern” with English and Japanese scrawled all around it, telling you which way to go. I beheld the bright fuck toy of the future with reverence.
The Tenga sleeve comes with two holes, sweet and bitter. The sweet side is a tight fit compared to the “average” sized bitter and, for me, felt more like an anus than a vagina. Along with the sleeve I received a handy little innovation: the hole warmer! This is a sealed slender tube filled with a gel, with a slightly bent piece of metal floating around. It was with nerd glee that I clicked the metal piece, which starts the reaction causing the gel inside to grow opaque, harden, and heat up. You ever see those movies with special effects showing something freezing almost instantly? It was like that, except it got warm. Rad. I slipped the warmer inside the sleeve and gave it several minutes to do its work, pulled it out, and got busy.
After about five minutes of play time, I realized the Tenga was producing more and more lubrication on its own. Soon, I was saturated with the stuff again. I pulled out, and along with my penis came a string of foam bits dripping with lube. I had totally missed these in my inspection! I consulted the instructions on use and care, but those only refer to the warmer and sleeve cleanup. Cleanup only says to wash out the lube with tepid water and/or soap or a neutral detergent. Nothing about slug like foam bits! Not sure how to proceed, and making a mighty mess with each mighty thrust, I opted to find and remove all the lube soaked foam inside the tenga. I suspect the foam was meant to stay in, but not having a product description for the sleeve beyond some idle references to cleaning and storage, I couldn’t really say.
Notes: The Tenga Double Hole Cup is made of TPE which I’m not fully sure I understand completely. However, it can be washed with soap and warm water and you can use water or silicone based lubes with it. With most pre-lubed (not including condoms) products I recommend you wash them out first and add your favorite lube. They are often overly lubed and not with the kind of lube you want to use.
The hole warmer is sold separately from the sleeve and can be used with any masturbation sleeve. It is good for approximately 30 uses.
Nice review – it’s nice to get some perspective on this one.