Or actually maybe a lot of help. Yesterday was Day 5 of my 31 Day No Hitachi Challenge.
It was time to try the Wahl again. Unfortunately I was unable to find an opened Wahl at work last week and after last night’s use I think I am going to have to actually go into the warehouse to pull out a new one. Because there MUST be something wrong with mine. That seems to be the only conclusion I can draw because I find the Wahl to be the opposite of a satisfying experience. In fact at some points last night it was actually painful, but I’ll get to that later. In the middle I decided to switch toys and I’m glad I did.
My wife. I guess it’s not really fodder, since we actually made with the sexins. I can definitely report that masturbating every day has risen the libido. I’m forced to think about sex, which is good since I seem to have stopped thinking of it on my own. I know that sounds so weird considering that I work for a sex toy company, but I don’t think about my own sex life. I think about other people’s sex lives and that doesn’t translate. I think about sex toys and their functions which is actually not a sexy thing at all for me. One of the things that makes me good at my job is the fact that I can totally separate myself from other people’s experiences. If I wasn’t able to do this we’d sell a much more limited quantity of sex toys. In fact we’d only sell like 5 vibrators tops … and no rabbits which are top sellers.
I must say I do not like the Wahl. I feel like I’m committing heresy here. I started with the spot attachment which looks like a nubbin with a ring around it and I just couldn’t feel it. My clit was registering like no sensations whatsoever. So I switched to the knuckle joint attachment which looks like a corner – like a rounded edge of something. I definitely felt a lot more with that, but both good and bad. My clit registered the vibration and was enjoying it, but the edges of the attachment were a little on the sharp side and in order to receive the sensation I wanted from the toy I also was being subjected to these sharp edges on my outer labia. This was frustrating, uncomfortable, and very distracting from the sex.
We couldn’t have that so I traded up for the Inspire and had lots of happy wonderful orgasms. In the future I will probably try to incorporate the Eroscillator or the Siri or something else, but after the frustration from the Wahl I deserved the Inspire. Especially since I knew the wife would be breaking out her Hitachi for herself. Yes, we own two of them.
At this point I think the Wahl may only have one trial left, if that.