Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out!

I have a new porno review on XCritic! This time I reviewed Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out. I loved it! I just didn’t love the lighting in the bathroom :(. You should definitely pick up a copy.

A snippet:
Seven queer folks are gathered in a house for sex and a sleepover. What results is the first queer gonzo porn. There is no plot or script. Everyone fucks the way they want to and it gets filmed (with the illegal parts like fisting taken out for DVD distribution). The action starts with a game of spin the bottle to get everyone warmed up. This quickly results in a small makeout orgy followed by people breaking off into twos or threes or sometimes even more. Sex starts happening all over the house and you can even hear moaning from other parts of the house as you watch each scene. What’s not to love? On top of all that, I found every single person in this film to be smoking hot. That has never happened before! I would totally have sex with every single one of them. I’m going to try really hard to have this review not break down into a bunch of “OMG SOOOO HAWT!” But believe me, it is.

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Kink Academy Review

I was recently granted free access to Kink Academy so I could take a look around and share with all of you what I thought about it. My overall thought is that it is awesome and you can totally learn a whole lot from this website. I sure as heck did! But lets get into the nitty gritty.

Kink Academy is a website which features videos of sex educators (Lee Harrington, Sarah Sloane, Cecilia Tan, Dr. Ruthie, Eve Minax, Jay Wiseman, and Megan Andelloux to name a few) talking about different sexual techniques and sometimes demonstrating those techniques. The educational information ranges from beginner stuff like intro to fellatio, what to expect from a pelvic exam, and how to stimulate the g-spot to more advanced techniques like fire play, catheter use and violet wands.

Even though this site contains beginner lessons, I do not recommend this site for beginners who are not interested in kink. This site will probably scare the bejeezus out of most vanilla types as it does tend to focus more on very kinky play. I DO recommend this site for those of you who are just starting to play with kink as well as those who are more experienced. This is a site for people who are very into or interested in BDSM, role playing, fetish gear, medical play, polyamory, and sex toys. As someone who isn’t too knowledgeable about these things, but is really into learning about them, I found the videos to be very informative and interesting.

Most of the presenters in the videos are engaging and interesting to watch. However, there are a few people who are a little awkward. Hopefully they will get better with practice.

There are new updates fairly regularly. It looks like the videos get uploaded about every other day. So if you were to get a month long membership you’d have access to all of the hundreds of current videos plus about 15 new ones during that time period. Although, once you see what they have to offer I wouldn’t be surprised if you wanted to stick around.

Kink Academy is fairly new so there are some issues with the website that could probably use ironing out. The navigation could use a little bit of work. It would be nice if they could figure out different ways to break down the video topics so that the viewer could access them more easily. This includes taking a look at what items they deem to be beginner lessons. And I’d like to be able to click on topics on the front page as well such as “Ask the Headmistress.” I can easily click on the current question being asked, but I want to be able to click on the banner and be brought to all of the questions.

I’d also like to see them develop the community a little better. They have a forum on the website that isn’t especially active and members have the ability to make comments on different videos. I’d like to see the option for members to create a profile on the website. Currently, if you click on a person’s avatar it brings you to their website if they choose to have it do so. Otherwise you can’t click on anything at all. Instead, I’d like to see a full profile that also contains links to their website if they choose. I think it would foster more communication between members and get the community more interested in participating.

At $9.95 per month this kind of education is a steal. To take all of these classes from all of these well versed sex educators or to read books with this material would take a lot of time and money.

Check out their free videos to get a sampling.

BDSM Shops

Okay I’ve come to a decision here. I decided to remove both Extreme Restraints and JT’s Stockroom from my sidebar. I felt like I was being hypocritical having those there even though they sell products I think are dangerous when I wouldn’t put Fascinations in the list because they sell products that aren’t dangerous, but play to people’s insecurities.

The reason I had originally linked to both of those sites was because I wanted some BDSM shops. I admit I was being a bit lazy in not actually searching for ones that I find to be ethical. I apologize for that. I will be adding some over the next few days. If you know of an ethical BDSM shop please let me know and I will look it over and add it if I feel it fits.

Spanking Lessons

Picture I took that appears on EBPM! I still have the paddle.

There’s a great post up over at Sugarbutch Chronicles about spanking called Spanking 101. I encourage you all to check it out. I’m never good at that kind of advice because I just start hitting as hard as I can no matter how much I know I shouldn’t. What can I say? I like to torture. This is why I have to point you all in the direction of someone who knows much better than I how to properly spank a loved one.

And while you’re at it, read an old post of mine that directs you to some really sexy writing from Jiz Lee about different kinds of spanking. As well as a hella sexy ad for Rachel Kramer Bussel’s Spanking Erotica book.

Speaking of Rachel, I’ll be reviewing a book of hers soon. So look forward to that.

In the meantime, lets hope my writers block goes away and I can actually contribute something valuable to society instead of just pointing to other people’s contributions. Not that they aren’t great, but I miss writing!

Life Altering Ball Kick

Image from www.goddess-kicks.com

I have a few friends who are sex workers and I’m always asking them to write blog posts for me because I think it is super interesting to peer into their lives. I’ve done sex work myself so I’m especially interested in the friends who are doing different kinds of work than I did. I finally got someone to do a post for me!  I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. And please remember to always be respectful. Without further ado I give you Mistress S …

While I have only been a professional dominatrix for less than a year, my clients never cease to provide me with entertainment. Certainly there are parts of the job that are enlightening regarding the amazing variety of desires and expressions of human sexuality that exist. There are times that are a bit sad, a bit repulsive or (oddly enough) down right cute. But for now I want to share a story about tormenting testicles.

Not long ago I saw one man at his hotel in downtown Chicago for what I understood to be a foot fetish session. He did lavish attention on my feet as he knelt on the floor and I remained comfortably seated, feet dangling off a comfy bed. But as he kissed, stroked and rubbed my feet on his face he decided that we should have a serious discussion, a discussion about the profound experience of kicking a man in the balls. He managed to jabber on for an hour the handful of occasions where he had given women the “amazing and life-changing opportunity” to kick him in the balls. He claimed these women had expressed a release like nothing else in their life, confidence and catharsis. I nodded along mentally rolling my eyes as he continued his monologue.

As our hour together came to a close (he only paid for one hour) he looked at me with great intensity and asked me if I would like to experience this life-changing act. I have to say I’ve never kicked a man in the balls before so for all I knew he might be right. He instructed me that the best way to experience this was for him to be naked, on all fours on the floor with me standing behind him. I stepped out of the way as he ceremoniously got into the proper position. And there he was, man ass in the air and ball sack dangling there all for me. Now, I’ve never been a very coordinated person and harkening back to playing kickball at school I worried that with this small target that I might miss. I asked him if I could practice going through the motion to make sure I hit the mark. He consented and I did a practice swing of my leg making contact with the top of my foot. I was all set. The room was completely silent. He turned his head and asked me if I was ready for this amazing moment. All I could think about was getting the deed done, so far it was boring as hell. So I pulled my leg back and kicked him moderately hard right in the nuts. He grunted and I felt no different. “Kick harder” he said. I kicked him harder. He collapsed onto the floor looking winded and lay on his back. “So how did that feel?” He eagerly asked. I lied and said I felt relieved and relaxed. He still looked at me expectantly waiting for more. The best I could come up with at that moment was faked sincere “thank you for giving me this opportunity.” He smiled as he got dressed. And I smiled as I left with an envelope of cash.

If you’re a sex worker and would like to share a story, send me an email.

Frisk Me Review

Another new review up at XCritic! This time I’m finally stepping away from the AbbyWinters stuff and have moved on to Good Releasing titles. In honor of Satine Phoenix’s departure from porn I decided to review Frisk Me first.

njoy eleven in Syd's ass

Despite the piano, the sex was totally hot. These two would have to have absolutely no chemistry at all in order for this scene to not be hot. So what did it involve? Pussy licking, Satine’s pussy grinding into Syd’s face (omg hot!), clit sucking and rubbing, and an njoy eleven in Syd’s ass. Holy crap! While that eleven is in her ass she’s rubbing away at her clit and her entire body is shaking. You know that was a good orgasm! …

… The oral sex from both actors in this scene is really well done. Too often in porn I see oral sex that I would not want to receive, but in this scene I can’t help but wonder just how Tyler’s tongue feels on Madison’s swollen pussy especially when she sits on his face. His cock even curves perfectly for her to deep throat him while they’re in 69. These two should work together all the time! (Read more …)