Happy 2009! Here are the oddest searches of December 2008 in no particular order:

- learn how to eat pussy labia (is there a good recipe for this?)
- human stuck in teen’s vagina videos (um … what?)
- female ejaculate is warm (yes, as are all bodily fluids when just expelled)
- using a broom handle as an anal sex toy (OMG NOOOOO!!!!)
- how to suck women nipple in a romantic way (as opposed to …?)
- firey porno (sounds dangerous!)

And now for the oddest searches of November 2008 in no particular order:

- stuck anus lube (You’re not supposed to use the bottle, just the lube inside)
- gauged ear sex (Hey if that’s your thing that’s cool, but it kind of gives me the heebie jeebies)
- my nipples get hard when touched (Don’t most people’s?)
- qvqa (OMG really!?!? How many cocks can one shove into a woman?)
- email squirting (Maybe you should contact your ISP about this one. I don’t think your email is supposed to squirt.)
- how to tell if your wife likes bdsm (You could just ask her)
- silicone lube fire play fetish (this sounds really dangerous)

And now for the oddest searches of October 2008 in no particular order:

- female ejaculation contest – now that sounds like fun!
- ask the doctor is female ejaculation real – your doctor may not know the answer, but I do!
- female ejaculation feels like pee but can’t squirt – I’m just not even sure what that means
- dep fisting – I’m sure my friend dep who designed this site would be interested to know that people want to fist him … or maybe they meant to type deep
- nipple play naked men labia – this seems to just be a string of sexy words with no real search in mind
- great looking nipples on sexy ladies – This one isn’t odd, I just like it.
- douching fetishes – this one kind of scares me because its not healthy
- old people with gauged ears – is this a new fetish I haven’t heard of?
- stocking fetish mental problem? – i love how this one ends with a question mark. And no, you probably don’t have a mental problem.