So I think I forgot to mention this before, not that it’s been that long since it happened. But I got more responsibilities at my job which included a big one that I really wanted. I am now a buyer which means that I research new products to pick up for the website. I’m also trying to get several items discontinued. The idea is to bring the inventory up to match the mission of the website. Out with the old, sticky, and stinky and in with the new, innovative, and body-healthy. Yayness!
Anyhoo, there are certain things that go along with this new responsibility. Some of them are good. Like I’m going to LA this week for a product show. Some of them are bad. Like seeing this kind of awfulness in catalogues:
Bad, but also pretty hilarious.
Happy 2009! Here are the oddest searches of December 2008 in no particular order:
- learn how to eat pussy labia (is there a good recipe for this?)
- human stuck in teen’s vagina videos (um … what?)
- female ejaculate is warm (yes, as are all bodily fluids when just expelled)
- using a broom handle as an anal sex toy (OMG NOOOOO!!!!)
- how to suck women nipple in a romantic way (as opposed to …?)
- firey porno (sounds dangerous!)
And now for the oddest searches of November 2008 in no particular order:
- stuck anus lube (You’re not supposed to use the bottle, just the lube inside)
- gauged ear sex (Hey if that’s your thing that’s cool, but it kind of gives me the heebie jeebies)
- my nipples get hard when touched (Don’t most people’s?)
- qvqa (OMG really!?!? How many cocks can one shove into a woman?)
- email squirting (Maybe you should contact your ISP about this one. I don’t think your email is supposed to squirt.)
- how to tell if your wife likes bdsm (You could just ask her)
- silicone lube fire play fetish (this sounds really dangerous)
And now for the oddest searches of October 2008 in no particular order:
- female ejaculation contest – now that sounds like fun!
- ask the doctor is female ejaculation real – your doctor may not know the answer, but I do!
- female ejaculation feels like pee but can’t squirt – I’m just not even sure what that means
- dep fisting – I’m sure my friend dep who designed this site would be interested to know that people want to fist him … or maybe they meant to type deep
- nipple play naked men labia – this seems to just be a string of sexy words with no real search in mind
- great looking nipples on sexy ladies – This one isn’t odd, I just like it.
- douching fetishes – this one kind of scares me because its not healthy
- old people with gauged ears – is this a new fetish I haven’t heard of?
- stocking fetish mental problem? – i love how this one ends with a question mark. And no, you probably don’t have a mental problem.
First of all, I’d like to announce that my blog is one year old now. I started it September 30th of last year and it is still going strong. Thanks to all my loyal readers out there. I couldn’t do it without you, because well then I’d just be talking to myself and that gets old fast.
On to the oddest searches done to get to my website for the month of October. Here they are in no particular order:
- insertion of hard boiled egg into vagina (last month they wanted to see them popping them out and this month they want to see them being inserted)
- anal insertion of hard boiled eggs (apparently you folks like inserting hard boiled eggs in places they should not go)
- prostate screwdriver anal (yikes!)
- butt tribadism (is this where two people rub their butts together?)
- t (how anyone can search for anything with just one letter I don’t understand)
- why do human males have nipples
Bad news: my computer is not working very well and at this point cannot get onto the internet. So this means that you won’t be hearing as much from me until I can either get a new computer or somehow fix the old one. So please bear with me.
Today I’m starting a new monthly post: Oddest Searches. Each month I will post the top strangest words and phrases that people have googled which somehow led them to my site. Some times I can see the connection and sometimes I really cannot. But what is most interesting is the window to the mind of these people. Or at the very least it is highly amusing and sometimes worrisome. So without further adieu:
- love diagram
- vin diesel cock size
- obsession analingus
- virgin pussy diagram
- how to use figging in the marriage
- tribadism october 2007
- garnet sex
- is a woman’s squerting orgasum normal
- woman squirts hard boiled egg out of her vagina
- analingus intestinal infection
and the winner for the oddest search term for August 2008: worms analingus