Booty Parlor Melt Chocolate Body Fondue

I’ve ranted before about people who like to eat stuff off of each other and I still feel that way for the most part. But with Melt Chocolate Body Fondue I just can’t help myself. It’s one of those products that MyPleasure sells that I just loved so much that I kept constantly promoting it and then decided I’d just take it home to review it myself because, well it needed to be done. Plus it’s one of the first products I recommended before I even became a buyer. It’s just that tasty.

What makes it so good? It’s food grade with real ingredients: Water, White Sugar, Brown Sugar, Dutch Cocoa, Whey Protein Concentrate, Non-fat Milk, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate. In other words, it’s real chocolate. And it’s wonderfully spreadable. Just keep in mind that because it has ingredients like milk in it, you should refrigerate after opening.

It also comes in a pretty glass jar with a pink handled paintbrush. The directions say that it can be microwaved for a warm chocolatey good time, but I wouldn’t know anything about that since I do not own a microwave. It sounds like a good idea though after hanging out in the fridge. I’d say put it in another container first though so that you don’t microwave the same jar of fondue over and over again. Unless you plan on using all 7.5 ounces in one sexing … that’s just dedication, or an orgy.

I painted on myself for your amusement and mine. Keep in mind that I am no artist and have a difficult time even drawing stick figures. I was completely useless with finger painting, but was able to make legible pictures/words with the paintbrush. Mostly though it was just fun licking the chocolate off. In fact that’s what I do now when I have a chocolate craving. Head to the fridge for my jar of Melt for an interactive chocolate experience.

Get your own interactive chocolate experience at MyPleasure. Of course you can also put it on other people too :).

I do work for MyPleasure, but this is indeed an honest review and I was not paid for it.

Pleasurists #109

Musician by Samron

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Website Review: Undercover Condoms

I was recently contacted by Undercover Condoms because they wanted to let you know that they are a great place to buy safer sex supplies online. They asked me to review their website which I do not do for free. I review products for free because I receive the product for my time and effort. For website reviews I do require compensation for the amount of time I put into it. However, my opinions are genuine and cannot be bought.

I asked twitter and facebook followers what was important to them in an online safer sex store. The responses mostly included free or reasonable shipping costs, wide selection (something they wouldn’t be able to get at the drugstore), discreet shipping, easy to navigate site, and customer reviews. I’ve combined that with my own ideas on what makes a safer sex supplier website great to come up with this review.

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Pleasurists #106


Papageno 4 by selfmade1

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Mandy Candy

My latest review for XCritic is up and it is probably going to be my last. I’m just too busy and I have more than enough porn to watch for right now that has to be reviewed for other companies. This review is for Mandy Candy by Good Releasing. I’ve seen quite a few of their films, some I’ve loved, some I’ve liked but not loved, but this is the first time I’ve seen a film of theirs that I really didn’t like.

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Because of the cast, the director, and the copy on the box I felt like this was going to be a kinky, dirty, raw kind of porno flick, but instead it felt contrived and dull. There was very little chemistry between actors and most of the sex scenes were very boring. The attempt at different camera techniques mostly made me feel nauseated and confused. However, the women are all incredibly beautiful and the masturbation and domination scene between Devi Lynne and Mandy Morbid is worth a watch which is why I recommend renting this film and fast forwarding through the boring parts.

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I have to say that it’s becoming more and more difficult to review porn as I get to know more people in the porn biz. Or I guess I should say that it’s becoming more difficult to give them negative reviews. But these are all my opinion and others may have other opinions about these films. If you’ve seen this please feel free to chime in in the comments.

Tight Places: A Drop of Color

Disappointingly, not many people showed up to the twitter porn party a few nights ago. We still had fun, but hopefully next month we can get more folks to join in because the conversation makes it better.

I’m not going to review the movie we watched, but I did take a lot of screen caps to share so you can all get a taste of it. It was panty dropping hot and really well shot. But you all should seriously attend the next one.

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Hot, right? Well let me tell you, I couldn’t even begin to capture the chemistry between the players or the really really hot scenes – too much movement to take pics of.

If you’d like to check out the commentary from that night go to #pornparty. If you’d like to watch Tight Places: A Drop of Color you can buy the DVD or watch it streaming via VOD at Good Vibes. I highly recommend it.