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The wife and I recently celebrated 4 years together this past Sunday. To celebrate we stayed at our favorite Bed and Breakfast (turn down your sound to avoid annoying auto music) down in Springfield, IL. With a double jacuzzi tub, marble fireplace, tasteful decor (none of that floral doily crap for us!), fresh baked cookies, and accommodating staff all for $162 per night how could you go wrong? Plus, it’s situated just on the outskirts of downtown Springfield which means everything is walkable and there’s even an Amtrak station 8 blocks away which is perfect for us non-car owners. It was so nice and relaxing to stay in our usual room in our usual place, but it was a bit sad too knowing it was going to be the last time for at least a few years. We’ve always chosen this place because of it’s proximity to Chicago, but living in California it would be ridiculous to travel all the way back to Springfield for a weekend vacation that doesn’t break the bank. Instead, we will have to find another place. But I want you all to know about it in case you live in the midwest and want a relatively inexpensive romantic vacation getaway. With dinner, drinks, train fare, and room we only spend around $500-600 for 2 nights.
iSpankMyself was launched last Friday and I was cool enough to get a sneak peek. The site is a Mad Blanket Pictures production and definitely fits well with what they’re currently offering. The pictures and video are beautifully shot and Lily Francfort is quite obviously expressing her own sexuality in a way that is comfortable for her and feels good. And I love all that about Mad Blanket and Camille Crimson.
But see, here’s the thing. While all that is awesome, I get bored kind of easily. The first video I watched on iSpankMyself was friggin hot and I got all tingly in my undies. But then I watched another video and it was still pretty hot and I was still a little tingly. But it got repetitive. Its the same woman spanking herself and masturbating (or sometimes not masturbating) over and over again. Sure she has different implements and different story lines, but it’s pretty much the same stuff over and over. I just don’t have that kind of attention span. Plus, while I find Lily cute she’s just not my type. Maybe if she was I would be more into it?
What this means is that if you love watching women spanking and masturbating you will love this website. If you think Lily is the bees knees you will love this website. If not, you’ll probably get bored pretty quickly. What I recommend instead is checking out their ala carte website, The Beautiful Porn, where you can buy individual videos and photosets. That way you can get a taste of spanking, blowjobs, and feet without being over saturated with just one thing.
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It’s not very often that I can look at a toy and go “Awwwwww”, but the Bootie from Fun Factory has a serious cute factor to it. Maybe it’s just the name of the toy, Bootie, that makes me smile. Maybe if it was named the Destroyer or Annihilator it would lose its cute factor
Note: Now due to this review I have “Shake Your Booty” stuck in my head. That’s not enough for you? Well, it’s also well-written and features an image of Fun Factory’s strangest side-of-the-box warning. Check it out.
The Alumina Revolve is a toy I actually bought myself. It was on mega sale at my store because we just could not sell it. On top of that, none of the sex toy companies I’m affiliated with sell it either. And now after owning this toy I realize how unfortunate that is. This toy has moved itself up to the number two spot in my dildo collection, only being beat out by my Lelo Ella. Although, it actually may just beat out the Ella when it comes to partner sex because it is easier for a second party to hold onto than the Ella is.
The nitty gritty about this toy: It’s beautiful! It’s made out of anodized aluminum which is a very body and earth safe material. It is non-porous and can be fully sterilized. If you want to sterilize it you can wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution, boil it for a few minutes, or throw it in the dishwasher without soap. Or you could just wash it with soap and water if you’re keeping it all to yourself.
The aluminum is fully recyclable if at any point you tire of this toy. I can’t imagine why or how that would happen and it’s not like it’s going to wear out. This thing should last you a lifetime.
Aluminum has definite heft to it which makes it great as a kegel exerciser or a g-spot toy, but it’s also lighter than steel toys which makes it a bit easier on the hands and wrists. Aluminum is also compatible with both water and silicone based lubes so try it with a few to find your favorite.
All Alumina toys have two ends that are fully functional and you can mix and match them for lots of fun. The two ends unscrew from each other and can be screwed together with other Alumina toys.
I’ll admit that I actually have only used one side of this toy so far but that’s because I’m totes addicted to it. I’ve only played with the end with the three bloops on it because it feels like waves of pleasure surging through me with each in and out motion. However, after reading Britni’s review of the toy I now realize that I may have been missing out by not playing with the other end. I promise to get right on that.
What I also love about this toy is that the end you’re not fucking yourself with acts as a handle. More sex toys should come with handles as it can make fucking yourself or someone else much easier. Although that also means that this toy is obviously not harness or butt compatible.
Go buy yourself an Alumina Revolve so it doesn’t disappear like one of my other favorite dildos: Orbit.
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Editor’s Note: The most epic dildo fight ever! You know you want to see two pink realistic-feel dildos battling it out set to Ennio Morricone music and wearing black cowboy hats. I mean… come on! What’s not to love? There’s also a review, so be sure to click the link.
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