The Hitachi Comes Back

A couple days ago I decided to break the Hitachi Magic Wand out of the confines of my closet to use it again. I was expecting  mind blowing orgasms since it had been a month and a half since it’s last use. But that just didn’t happen. Sure, arousal came about a LOT faster, but the orgasms left something to be desired. I had two before I decided to go to the Inspire. I honestly just absolutely love the shape of the two pronged attachment of the Inspire. It works really really well for me. I never thought I’d say this, but in a pinch I think I’ll use my Hitachi as my warm up vibe and the Inspire to cross the finish line … multiple times.

It really all boils down to shape. I love the large head of the Hitachi. I close my legs around it and receive all over genital vibration. It offers a really quick way to get enough blood into my genitals in order to orgasm, but the two pronged attachment on the Inspire surrounds my clit in vibration that is more direct than the Hitachi can offer with it’s giant head. The two pronged attachment fits my body and stimulates me in a totally different way that I’d never experienced before and I just don’t think any other toy on the market right now can replicate.

I thought the Form 2 would be a shoe-in because it has the same kind of idea with two prongs that vibrate on both sides, but the prongs are too close together/not flexible enough and have that weird issue where it feels like they’re pulsing even when the toy is set to straight vibration.

I didn’t expect to come out of this challenge with a new favorite vibrator and had you told me a couple of years ago that CalEx would make a vibrator I love more than my Hitachi I would have scoffed at you. My views towards CalEx have changed leaps and bounds since actually working in this industry, but I’m not sure I would’ve even thought that they’d be able to beat out my beloved Hitachi until May.

A long time ago I gave up on buying/acquiring new vibrators because I thought nothing could beat the Hitachi, but this challenge showed me that we should always continue to try new sex toys while keeping in mind what we like and what we haven’t tried. In other words, keep an open mind, but know what kinds of things get you off.

Booty Parlor Melt Chocolate Body Fondue

I’ve ranted before about people who like to eat stuff off of each other and I still feel that way for the most part. But with Melt Chocolate Body Fondue I just can’t help myself. It’s one of those products that MyPleasure sells that I just loved so much that I kept constantly promoting it and then decided I’d just take it home to review it myself because, well it needed to be done. Plus it’s one of the first products I recommended before I even became a buyer. It’s just that tasty.

What makes it so good? It’s food grade with real ingredients: Water, White Sugar, Brown Sugar, Dutch Cocoa, Whey Protein Concentrate, Non-fat Milk, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate. In other words, it’s real chocolate. And it’s wonderfully spreadable. Just keep in mind that because it has ingredients like milk in it, you should refrigerate after opening.

It also comes in a pretty glass jar with a pink handled paintbrush. The directions say that it can be microwaved for a warm chocolatey good time, but I wouldn’t know anything about that since I do not own a microwave. It sounds like a good idea though after hanging out in the fridge. I’d say put it in another container first though so that you don’t microwave the same jar of fondue over and over again. Unless you plan on using all 7.5 ounces in one sexing … that’s just dedication, or an orgy.

I painted on myself for your amusement and mine. Keep in mind that I am no artist and have a difficult time even drawing stick figures. I was completely useless with finger painting, but was able to make legible pictures/words with the paintbrush. Mostly though it was just fun licking the chocolate off. In fact that’s what I do now when I have a chocolate craving. Head to the fridge for my jar of Melt for an interactive chocolate experience.

Get your own interactive chocolate experience at MyPleasure. Of course you can also put it on other people too :).

I do work for MyPleasure, but this is indeed an honest review and I was not paid for it.

Pleasurists #109

Musician by Samron

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Website Review: Undercover Condoms

I was recently contacted by Undercover Condoms because they wanted to let you know that they are a great place to buy safer sex supplies online. They asked me to review their website which I do not do for free. I review products for free because I receive the product for my time and effort. For website reviews I do require compensation for the amount of time I put into it. However, my opinions are genuine and cannot be bought.

I asked twitter and facebook followers what was important to them in an online safer sex store. The responses mostly included free or reasonable shipping costs, wide selection (something they wouldn’t be able to get at the drugstore), discreet shipping, easy to navigate site, and customer reviews. I’ve combined that with my own ideas on what makes a safer sex supplier website great to come up with this review.

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Pleasurists #106


Papageno 4 by selfmade1

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Mandy Candy

My latest review for XCritic is up and it is probably going to be my last. I’m just too busy and I have more than enough porn to watch for right now that has to be reviewed for other companies. This review is for Mandy Candy by Good Releasing. I’ve seen quite a few of their films, some I’ve loved, some I’ve liked but not loved, but this is the first time I’ve seen a film of theirs that I really didn’t like.

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Because of the cast, the director, and the copy on the box I felt like this was going to be a kinky, dirty, raw kind of porno flick, but instead it felt contrived and dull. There was very little chemistry between actors and most of the sex scenes were very boring. The attempt at different camera techniques mostly made me feel nauseated and confused. However, the women are all incredibly beautiful and the masturbation and domination scene between Devi Lynne and Mandy Morbid is worth a watch which is why I recommend renting this film and fast forwarding through the boring parts.

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I have to say that it’s becoming more and more difficult to review porn as I get to know more people in the porn biz. Or I guess I should say that it’s becoming more difficult to give them negative reviews. But these are all my opinion and others may have other opinions about these films. If you’ve seen this please feel free to chime in in the comments.